Titnotized

While talking to a woman, losing one's train of thought upon catching a glimpse of her cleavage.

"I was telling Sally my favorite joke and in the middle of it she leaned forward letting me see her cleavage. I forgot the punch line and blew the joke. I was titnotized!"

by Muffin's Man January 27, 2010

titnotizing

When one is hypnotized into a relationship, generally with someone unattractive looks and/or personality wise,by the extravagance of their breasts.

the foolish boy was titnotized into a relationship with the unattractive and bitchy large breasted woman

that fugly girl is great at titnotizing boys

by Youth Philosophers June 9, 2011

titnotised

To be hypnotised by a lady's breasts - i.e. to be so engrossed that you cannot stop staring or concentrate on anything else.

"He just stared at my rack and kept saying 'yeah', 'uh-huh' and not really listening to anything I said!"
"Well, he was obviously completely titnotised."

by Francesca G August 19, 2007

Lacrosse-titute

1) A school girl who only dates guys because they are well-known for playing on a sports team.

2) A girl that plays on a lacrosse team just to get a chance to date one of the jocks.

Girl 1: "Hey you know that new girl in class 103?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, she's a total lacrosse-titute."

by its-that-guy!_2k9 February 8, 2009

Titutita

Titutita is a highly contagious disease common between teenage girls. This disease can be transmitted if a teenage girl suffering from titutita ( pregnancy) comes in contact with another girl of her age.

Titutita cannot be cured.

by Dr. Armaan Mallik July 26, 2023

tignuts

a very skinny white male who likes to get his girlfriends pregnant

Hey look at the tignuts with his new baby!

by JonBonDon October 3, 2006

tinnutis

Ringing or buzzing noise in one or both ears that may be constant or come and go, often associated with hearing loss.

Ringing in ears can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include exposure to loud sounds, whiplash, head injuries, too much ear wax or medication side effects.

If you are ever affected by tinnutis, we would love to hear from you.

by Jay_Marv March 16, 2021