titnotizing

When one is hypnotized into a relationship, generally with someone unattractive looks and/or personality wise,by the extravagance of their breasts.

the foolish boy was titnotized into a relationship with the unattractive and bitchy large breasted woman

that fugly girl is great at titnotizing boys

by Youth Philosophers June 9, 2011

titmotized

When you are convinced into doing something just because the person asking you has a cracking pair of boobs. Generally this could mean you wake up with a BOBFOC the next morning

Can't believe I got blagged into that one, I must have been titmotized

by synathnic September 5, 2014

titmatize

v Hypnotize with boobies.

Joe's not moving. I think the stripper's got him titmatized.

by GoatWeedy July 1, 2011

titnotised

To be hypnotised by a lady's breasts - i.e. to be so engrossed that you cannot stop staring or concentrate on anything else.

"He just stared at my rack and kept saying 'yeah', 'uh-huh' and not really listening to anything I said!"
"Well, he was obviously completely titnotised."

by Francesca G August 19, 2007

textnotized

being stuck walking behind someone texting as they stop, slow down, speed up and weave their way down the hall making it almost impossible to get by them.

Did you see that guy walk into a glass door cuz he was textnotized?

by cparm66 August 31, 2011

Tititized

v. to be hypnotized by large or beautiful breasts.

Why is Todd so quiet? He has been tititized by the blonde with the rack across the bar.

by trichardson27 December 2, 2010

Titnotized

When a fine as fuck girl has you hypnotized by her breasts.

Damn girl, I can't look away, you got me titnotized!

by Icy Wyte January 5, 2018