timecock

When a guy knows he’ll get laid at some time during the night, he’s biding time by punching the timecock.

I know I’m getting laid tonight, I’m just punching the timecock.

by Secondhandjanman December 8, 2019

Dirty Tomicheck

when you fill up a balloon with nut then shit it it. Next you shove the balloon up your homeboys ass and pop it by tryung to bite once it is inside

I dirty tomichecked your mom.

by dirty gannon November 14, 2025