tisoned

When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.

"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."

by Advisory Class June 11, 2005

whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll

When you're really smart and want to flaunt it

Person 1: Yo whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll did this, I would like to meet them
Person 2:...What the fuck did you say

by p0rtalGeek March 7, 2017

Timon

At first Timon only sounds like a name but the word is far more than that. Timon also is commonly used to say someone is capable of doing more than they think, or that something was very unexpected (in a good way).

Duuude did he just timoned him.

This Nigga a real Timon.
No way he just timoned that.

by daddygasm March 23, 2020

Tionna

A fine ass girl with a body like beyonce. Her personality is lit asff!!! and everygirl wish they were Tionna. Basically She's Fuckin Dope, You hoes just basic!!!

Tionna is the most amazing girl!

You wish You were Tionna

by dayja crawford September 4, 2016

Timon

Has an abnormally long dong

Damn, he has a Timon dong

by Pumba1410 October 24, 2019

Trifon

The origin of the name Trifon is from Greece. Trifons are known for being handsome,having body's of Gladiators and having a face of a god. Trifons can rarely be clumsy and they are sometimes shy. Trifons are very smart and loyal. They are also known for keeping there temper when angry and they are also very kind and brave.They are also cool.

1.(sentence) Look at the guy over there, he is a Trifon.
2.(slang) Damn! look at that Trifon, he is the coolest guy ever.

by UrbanGangster February 20, 2013

Urban Dick-tionary

Definitions on Urbandictionary.com that are either
A) Obviously made up
B) Has no place in a normal person's vocab

C) Makes no sense

Examples

A) Polarpoint Presentation
B) Pillow Lust
C) Beardo

Urban Dick-tionary

by MirrorssrorriM April 7, 2011