tiesto

one of the greatest Dj's ever seen and heard by human ears.
by Fo Shizzle Mah Nizzle October 26, 2003
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tiesto

Tisto is the world's best electronic dance dj. He is also believe to be the second coming of Christ or what the Jewish community would call "Messiah."
At the Tiesto concert last night this chick gave me oral sex on the dance floor! Tiesto is God!
by AZN_Slayer October 25, 2007
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tiesto

v: to make a trance/techno song that's top-notch.

a: someone who is very skilled in making digital music.
Man I can't believe you made that song! It's so tiesto!
by nick March 14, 2003
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Dj Tiesto

Sheer awesomeness packaged into one man.
Electronica royalty.
Jim: Dude, I've been listening to DJ Tiesto all day long!"
Tim: Careful Jim. I'm not sure you can handle so much sheer awesomeness. Your head might explode.
by msmidori July 17, 2008
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Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.
I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!
by Brandon January 04, 2005
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DJ Tiesto

E-Tard: DUDE DJ Tiesto is ILL man I'm rolling meh tits off!!

Ninja: Shuriken!! *ded*

(see also Paul Oakenfold)
by zassibari August 05, 2009
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Tiesto Syndrome

To be under the influence of alcohol (i.e. wasted) to the point where it is easier to admit to an individual an attraction or lust that would normally not be conveyed when sober.
"I was suffering from Tiesto Syndrome when I sent those texts."
by Caucannica June 13, 2015
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