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Tiestoism
One who follows and praises the one and only Tiesto, (Tijis Verwest). The only God that has been number one DJ in the world for over two consecutive years in a row, (and still is and always will be.)
1. One who follows Tiestoism listens to Tiesto's magical, (magikal) trance, old and new styles, on a daily basis.
2. One who follows Tiestoism owns atleast one item representing Tiesto.
3. One who follows Tiestoism can identify "Feel It In My Bones" by the first note.
4. One who follows Tiestoism might consider having the "Tiesto Bird", which resembles freedom, tattoed on them.
2. One who follows Tiestoism owns atleast one item representing Tiesto.
3. One who follows Tiestoism can identify "Feel It In My Bones" by the first note.
4. One who follows Tiestoism might consider having the "Tiesto Bird", which resembles freedom, tattoed on them.
Tiestoism by NumberOneTiestoismFollower September 21, 2011
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Tescoism
Tescoism: With the collapse of orthadox religion, people now follow the mighty consumer diety of Tesco. It is the only thing of any importance in their, otherwise, miserable lives.
Dude, are you going to chapel?
Chapel is for fools! Salvation lies in Tescoism! Mass consumerism and true value for money and 3 for 2 offers will save us all: Allah Tesco, Allah Tesco!
Chapel is for fools! Salvation lies in Tescoism! Mass consumerism and true value for money and 3 for 2 offers will save us all: Allah Tesco, Allah Tesco!
Tescoism by the dude, ma!!! November 27, 2012
Titoism
A religious group created by a college student thats stemed off the socialist ideology Titoism created by Josip Broz Tito, leader of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslaviaback in 1948. Since times have changed they don't pratice lots of older traditions. Tuesday is the religious day where followers gather to drink grape drink and share stories of there life.
Titoism by Mr. Titoism January 7, 2011
Titoism
Any example of MMA fighter Tito Ortiz struggling with the English language, mostly during his later career in both Bellator and his blink-and-you'll-miss-it run in the wrestling company TNA.
"Remember the time time Tito Ortiz tried to roast Chael Sonnen by saying 'All I hear is gas comin' out of his ass, and it's not his butt'? Classic Titoism
Titoism by KoNamCap64 July 1, 2022
Marxism-Titoism-Vaushism
A political ideology created on twitter to describe the similarities between former Yugoslav leader, Josip Broz Tito and American YouTuber, Vaush. The political ideology was based off of the currently existing political ideology, Marxism-Leninism-Maoism. Though this ideology is satirical, some do claim this as their genuine political ideology.
Marxism-Titoism-Vaushism by pimgeon December 16, 2023
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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