Tiestoism 

The religion of trance where followers worship the god Tiesto by dancing to his music until you drop. Instead of going to church, you must go to the dance floor.

hey i just converted to Tiestoism

The only religion worth following is Tiestoism

Tiestoism by DJ J-D September 15, 2010

Tiestoism 

One who follows and praises the one and only Tiesto, (Tijis Verwest). The only God that has been number one DJ in the world for over two consecutive years in a row, (and still is and always will be.)

1. One who follows Tiestoism listens to Tiesto's magical, (magikal) trance, old and new styles, on a daily basis.

2. One who follows Tiestoism owns atleast one item representing Tiesto.

3. One who follows Tiestoism can identify "Feel It In My Bones" by the first note.

4. One who follows Tiestoism might consider having the "Tiesto Bird", which resembles freedom, tattoed on them.

Tiestoism by NumberOneTiestoismFollower September 21, 2011

Tescoism

Tescoism: With the collapse of orthadox religion, people now follow the mighty consumer diety of Tesco. It is the only thing of any importance in their, otherwise, miserable lives.

Dude, are you going to chapel?
Chapel is for fools! Salvation lies in Tescoism! Mass consumerism and true value for money and 3 for 2 offers will save us all: Allah Tesco, Allah Tesco!

Tescoism by the dude, ma!!! November 27, 2012

Titoism 

A religious group created by a college student thats stemed off the socialist ideology Titoism created by Josip Broz Tito, leader of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslaviaback in 1948. Since times have changed they don't pratice lots of older traditions. Tuesday is the religious day where followers gather to drink grape drink and share stories of there life.

Titoism is a unique new group on in uprise on the east cost mainly New england.

Titoism by Mr. Titoism January 7, 2011

Titoism 

Any example of MMA fighter Tito Ortiz struggling with the English language, mostly during his later career in both Bellator and his blink-and-you'll-miss-it run in the wrestling company TNA.

"Remember the time time Tito Ortiz tried to roast Chael Sonnen by saying 'All I hear is gas comin' out of his ass, and it's not his butt'? Classic Titoism

Titoism by KoNamCap64 July 1, 2022

Marxism-Titoism-Vaushism 

A political ideology created on twitter to describe the similarities between former Yugoslav leader, Josip Broz Tito and American YouTuber, Vaush. The political ideology was based off of the currently existing political ideology, Marxism-Leninism-Maoism. Though this ideology is satirical, some do claim this as their genuine political ideology.

Why yes, I am a proud follower of the works of Marxism-Titoism-Vaushism.

Marxism-Titoism-Vaushism by pimgeon December 16, 2023