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thorngasm 

1. when something is so thorny (aka awkward) that it is pleasantly entertaining (usually for a third party)

2. when someone is so overwhelmingly thorned that he or she breaks out in nervous, sometimes uncontrollable laughter
1. The character "Murray" on Flight of the Conchords provides plenty of thorngasms.

Guy: "My girlfriend farted in the car on the way home and I pretended like I didn't hear, but we could both smell it."
Friend: "HAHAHA that's a thorngasm."

2. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active in front of my mom and I had to answer yes. He then proceeded to ask me all storts of questions about my sex life. My mom just stared at me in disbelief the whole time. I almost had a thorngasm.
thorngasm by LushissLushpants August 1, 2009
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When you see a nice and sexy thong on a hot girl and blow your load right in your pants without having to touch yourself
James just had a thongasm when he saw Jess wearing that sexy black thong.
thongasm by Ryudo-chan Will November 29, 2006
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Torgasmic 

A nice adjective to describe a Tori Amos induced orgasm resulting from her amazingness.
I had a torgasmic moment last night while listening to that live version of The Waitress.
Torgasmic by malloryyyyyyyyyyy April 1, 2008

tworgasm 

tworgasm: (n) The over excited actions of people on Twitter when certain milestones are reached.
Tammy had a tworgasm when she reached 1000 followers.

I wish Jane would stop tweeting that she is almost to her 3000th tweet, she pre-mature tworgasmic.

John is having foreplay by tweeting that he needs 10 more followers to reach 2000. Waiting for the tworgasm next.
tworgasm by econut November 13, 2011
1. An orgasm that goes way too far. People start drooling and having seizures.

2. A rush of sexual feelings brought on by the profilic female rocker Tori Amos.
1. Oh no, he's having a torgasm! Call 911!
2. Did you go to the House of Blues last night to see Tori Amos? It was torgasmic.
torgasm by FuturePatronSaint May 25, 2009

Torgasmic 

1. The feeling that is caused when you've listened to/are listening to the music made by the artist Tori Amos

2. Another form of orgasmic adding the letters 'tor' to represent tori amos
This song is so torgasmic
Torgasmic by schrodinger2011 April 1, 2008
The wet feeling you get in your panties when you see that beautiful senior walking in the halls at school. He's so hot, you just can't help but have a Torgasm.
OHMYGOD! Look at Tor! He's so hot today! I just had a Torgasm!
Torgasm by SeniorLover February 26, 2011