Thristy Cowboy

The cupping hand posture similar to a thristy cowboy drinking out of a river, but instead the hand cups the genitals of either sex.

"Seth looked like he was taking a long drink of water with that thirsty cowboy move on Tara."

"Did that guy just give you the thristy cowboy on the dance floor?!"

by DezNutsTsNuts April 20, 2009

Thosty

A thot who is thirsty for attention. A thirsty thot.

Girl! Did you see that thosty talkin' to yo man? She betta recognize!

by Jenzi June 26, 2014

thristy

A neologic portmanteau of the words thrifty and thirsty intended pejoratively to describe a person who is thirsty but too cheap or poor to purchase a beverage. Transitively extrapolated to denote a person who experiences a tremendous gravity towards free shit.

"I'm so thristy I've been taking my subway cup back for refills all week."

Person a: "Did you come to my wedding just for the open bar?"
Person b:"Naw. I'm not THAT thristy. I also figured there'd be at least a few miserably desperate girls here."

by shipwrek December 21, 2010

hoisty toisty

dat iz dem hoes that hoisty (hot) and toisty (toasty)(drunk)

My hizzy fizy had a dizzy partay.. and betty looks damm hoisty toisty

by hot diggity October 4, 2002

thristy penis

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated

Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Thristy Cum Sluts

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thristy Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.

by Mr. Scrickets December 12, 2008

Thorsty

Describes someone who is thirsty for Thor.

Damn, have you seen the new Marvel Movie? Thor looks so smokin, I’m Thorsty for that man.

by Lukodoesntgiveashit August 12, 2018