The most complex equation ever devised - so powerful that it can solve any problem, providing that the correct formulee is provided. In short, the mangolious theorem is capable of solving absolutely anything - and is the answer to all questions.
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Theory identifying the cause of a consistent, vague odour of fecal matter i.e. absolute shit, in some.
The theory states: initially, said person, has failed to properly wipe their crack fully, thus leaving remnants of shit (dingleberries). With strenuous activity and/ or heat, sweat develops within the ass crack. This sweat mixes with the now encrusted and dried fecal matter, bringing it back to life, creating a noxious fume- comparable to shitting your pants.
Proposed in 2006.
The theory states: initially, said person, has failed to properly wipe their crack fully, thus leaving remnants of shit (dingleberries). With strenuous activity and/ or heat, sweat develops within the ass crack. This sweat mixes with the now encrusted and dried fecal matter, bringing it back to life, creating a noxious fume- comparable to shitting your pants.
Proposed in 2006.
Turdpreet: 'Yo, geeza, I swear i can smell shit ya' know; like full on shit!'
Shitinderpal: 'Yeh geez, me too. I smell it all the time in this lesson, it's probably (insert name here), 'cus he's so fat- he properly can't wipe his arse properly!'
Turdepreet: 'Oh yeah, that's a good point, that ties in nicely with the 'crack sweat' theorem (2006). That explains it!'
Shitinderpal: 'Oi (insert name here) you fat twat, go wipe your bumhole son, you need some bleach in there, smells like hardcore shit!'
Shitinderpal: 'Yeh geez, me too. I smell it all the time in this lesson, it's probably (insert name here), 'cus he's so fat- he properly can't wipe his arse properly!'
Turdepreet: 'Oh yeah, that's a good point, that ties in nicely with the 'crack sweat' theorem (2006). That explains it!'
Shitinderpal: 'Oi (insert name here) you fat twat, go wipe your bumhole son, you need some bleach in there, smells like hardcore shit!'
by Anonymous Bosch June 13, 2012
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Student 1: The pythagorean theorem is actually useful!
Student 2: Really? What's the pissgoreporn theorem?
Student 1: I don't fucking know!
Student 2: Really? What's the pissgoreporn theorem?
Student 1: I don't fucking know!
by DrumpfForPOTUS July 30, 2016
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When one Hamlin is observed, then there are two that become one, One observed hamlin is actually two.
Points that support the claim:
-When 2 houses are terraformed into a house, they become cum
-Himgan hamlin, an inventor of the Somada Himgan music type has studied Elise Hamlins many cheeks, and he found that a house could be thought of every step of the way.
-Hamlin Homes wants to work with you to be your next builder. Bring us your plan or let us design a home for you. Either way, we can make your dream home become a reality!
-The act of pretending to be one's friend but once the time comes to take time out of their lives to associate with friends, bails out repeatedly.
Johnny coordinated for all of us to go racing, but at the last minute he pulled a Hamlin!
-everyone leave messages for hamlin homes and ask for skinner and if he is alive and/or breathing
-guys help i'm trapped in the white room. they are running tests on me, they are inflicting their medication tests on me. help it is white, i need to get out. Mr alloway is coming help no! no!!! noooooo! help!
-Do you know the hamlin man? the hamlin man? Want to shop at hamline hoe? homes i mean.
-Don’t forget Elise Hamlin. <3. Skinner real gang shit. He's on sherpa shit to the double g ganja crip. Tasted the motherload of Mrs. Postan’s placenta.
-have any of you guys tried raw placenta
-Neurotransmitters are becoming real life, therefore hamlin can’t be explained.
-End of theorem.
When one Hamlin is observed, then there are two that become one, One observed hamlin is actually two.
Points that support the claim:
-When 2 houses are terraformed into a house, they become cum
-Himgan hamlin, an inventor of the Somada Himgan music type has studied Elise Hamlins many cheeks, and he found that a house could be thought of every step of the way.
-Hamlin Homes wants to work with you to be your next builder. Bring us your plan or let us design a home for you. Either way, we can make your dream home become a reality!
-The act of pretending to be one's friend but once the time comes to take time out of their lives to associate with friends, bails out repeatedly.
Johnny coordinated for all of us to go racing, but at the last minute he pulled a Hamlin!
-everyone leave messages for hamlin homes and ask for skinner and if he is alive and/or breathing
-guys help i'm trapped in the white room. they are running tests on me, they are inflicting their medication tests on me. help it is white, i need to get out. Mr alloway is coming help no! no!!! noooooo! help!
-Do you know the hamlin man? the hamlin man? Want to shop at hamline hoe? homes i mean.
-Don’t forget Elise Hamlin. <3. Skinner real gang shit. He's on sherpa shit to the double g ganja crip. Tasted the motherload of Mrs. Postan’s placenta.
-have any of you guys tried raw placenta
-Neurotransmitters are becoming real life, therefore hamlin can’t be explained.
-End of theorem.
by hamlinhomes July 11, 2020
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Anyone with a thorough understanding of percentages is highly unlikely to use the % button on a calculator compared to someone with only a limited understanding of percentages.
Anyone with a thorough understanding of percentages is highly unlikely to use the % button on a calculator compared to someone with only a limited understanding of percentages.
Megan: Hey Phil, I'm trying to work out a percentage thingy, do you reckon Noel would show me how to use the % button on my calculator?
Phil: Are you cray cray?! Noel falls towards the extreme right of the Goodliffe's Theorem Curve - he'd just laugh at your stupidity. Try asking Matt.
Phil: Are you cray cray?! Noel falls towards the extreme right of the Goodliffe's Theorem Curve - he'd just laugh at your stupidity. Try asking Matt.
by XLedge June 8, 2016
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2. proof: given s1=1 for no1 thinks stuy is better, t=2 for its ranking after bxsci, u=3, y=4 for bxsci b4 stuy, b=5 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students get on a good day, x=6 for 666 bc we're all in hell, s2=7 for 7th pd lunch aka the only valid lunch pd, c=8 for i 8 michelles and got food poisoning again, i=9 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students wish they got, (1)(2)(3)(4)<(5)(6)(7)(8)(9) = (4!)<(9!-4!) = 24<15120 = a true statement.
3. afterword: the above is an example of what bxsci math dept does to ur brain.
a) most likely theorized by a park student tryna skip to bc
b) bronks kids r hella smart, also hella high all the time
c) if he take aps and has a blue pupilpath, u kno he on drugs boi
d) harris field.
2. proof: given s1=1 for no1 thinks stuy is better, t=2 for its ranking after bxsci, u=3, y=4 for bxsci b4 stuy, b=5 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students get on a good day, x=6 for 666 bc we're all in hell, s2=7 for 7th pd lunch aka the only valid lunch pd, c=8 for i 8 michelles and got food poisoning again, i=9 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students wish they got, (1)(2)(3)(4)<(5)(6)(7)(8)(9) = (4!)<(9!-4!) = 24<15120 = a true statement.
3. afterword: the above is an example of what bxsci math dept does to ur brain.
a) most likely theorized by a park student tryna skip to bc
b) bronks kids r hella smart, also hella high all the time
c) if he take aps and has a blue pupilpath, u kno he on drugs boi
d) harris field.
stuy kid: stuy is better.
bxsci scholar: bxsci is better. its mathematically proven.
stuy kid: i-
bxsci scholar: recites bronx science theorem
bxsci scholar: bxsci is better. its mathematically proven.
stuy kid: i-
bxsci scholar: recites bronx science theorem
by stoppid February 24, 2019
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