Theatrical Version

Tweaking the events of a story so it makes you look better after telling it.

Person 1: Why did you say you told that guy off? He totally made you wet yourself.

Person 2: Shut up man! I gave them the theatrical version so they don't know I have bladder problems.

Person 1: Bladder problems? Now I'm getting the theatrical version.

by Snizzard November 7, 2010

Theatrical Cough

A cough that is so unnecessarily forced, loud and over the top , that it requires a nomination for an academy award .

As I sat in the living room, I could hear his theatrical cough from three floors above me ...Bravo! ...bravo!

by Jake017 February 18, 2014

theatricalianda

A really sexy and gullible theater chick.

Courtney is a theatricalianda at Frostburg State who lives her life through gullible google searches...but shes hot...so its ok.

by kiddluckk May 22, 2009

Theatricality

A word used by the eccentric but brilliant David Bowie. One of many words he uses that are generally considered nonsensical.

"I want to do something that has theatricality, a nod to the glam rockers that I love, but is also contemporary"

by Adman47 June 27, 2009

Theatrical Queer

Any male who participates in ANY aspect of the theatrical world, such as wearing tights, always having the need to be in the spotlight, performing in gay pride parades, frolicking under the moonlight, and is a constant giggler.

Never, EVER, under the grace of the Lord do I wanna be stuck in the same deer blind with one of them there theatrical queers.

by buckhunterfiend69 March 1, 2011

Theatrical

Camp, demonstrative homosexual.

'Eric's a bit theatrical, I reckon'
'You mean he's a friend of dorothy?
'Yep. Backs to the wall.'

by gieowermitherin September 23, 2009

Theatrical Ash

1. One or more character or thing that is prominentlyfeatured in the film but does not add to the narrative
2. A movie in a series that ends in the same state it began in (I.E, unchanged)

1. The main character’s best friend was theatrical ash.
2. I don’t mind the series, but the fourth one was theatrical ash.

by Telemassacre May 15, 2020