man-warmth

The residual thermal glow (usually in a vinyl-covered seat) felt by a man who sits in a seat recently occupied by another man.

I thought it fortunate to land a seat on the Metro train, but because it was crowded, I couldn't allow for a cool-down so I had to endure the man-warmth of the dude who had been sitting there.

by machBailz May 18, 2007

rage warmth

when you get so ragefull that you dont need a jacket in -30 weather

hey chris aint you cold? No real big my rage keeps me warm

by denman March 24, 2004

Awkward Bum Warmth

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.

I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.

by Inspector Bumtrousers November 19, 2013

Post-rectal warmth

The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.

"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"

by Dockalicious May 19, 2009

warmth shag

An episode of sexual activity used primarily for self-preservation in a cold climate.

John had originally planned a non-stop hike through Sweden. Unfortunately, the temperature plummeted dramatically and he was forced to stop for a quick warmth shag.

by Abanazar January 6, 2012

Preferential to warmth

Gigantic mega pussy

I am preferential to warmth

by Marc gey December 19, 2018

the warmth

The act of pressing yourself against someone's anus while they defecate. Usually using a saran-wrap, cellophane, or plastic shield from the fecal matter. The only sensation is the feeling of the heat, from the bowel movement, through the plastic.

John buys a lot of plastic, and bean burritos.
Yeah, he must really want to feel the warmth.

by DebstersWictionary March 5, 2021