Polishing the yogurt rifle

To masturbate. The yogurt rifle represents your penis, and to polish it means to stroke it.

Therapist: "What brings you to my office today?"
Donald Trump: "I like polishing the yogurt rifle to skibidi toilet"
Therapist: "Ts gonna be a long session.. 🕴"

Polishing the yogurt rifle by undecillion March 25, 2026

The Marlin .22 Rifle 

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.

Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch

The Marlin .22 Rifle by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025

The Middleburg Long Rifle

When a guy bends over and his woman grips his gear from underneath, with 3 finger around his satchel and her index finger on his wang and her thumb is pressed on his brown eye. When she pulls her index finger a pull like a trigger hew shouts "pew,pew,pew!"

Sophie used Jack like the middleburg long rifle.

The Middleburg Long Rifle by Leonard Jones February 28, 2026

The Kansas City Sniper Rifle 

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.

Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact

The Kansas City Sniper Rifle by HolerMolertup April 29, 2016

The Riften Kings

A guild on Elder Scrolls Online that is full of screaming children and a burger flipper who thinks he can rap.

The Riften Kings are terrible trolls and their leader smells like tapioca and peas.

The Riften Kings by ICryMyselfToSleepAtNight July 22, 2016

the reflex 

A great duran duran song

the reflex by Anonymous October 4, 2003

The Rifles 

A kickass indie band from Chingford, London. It consists of Joel Stoker (vocals, guitar), Lucus Crowther (guitar, vocals), Rob Pyne (bass guitar, vocals), and Grant Marsh (drums, percussion).
Awesome songs?
"Local Boy"
"When I'm Alone"
"Peace and Quiet"
"Science In Violence"
"Fall To Sorrow"
"History"

I saw The Rifles last night and they kicked ass.

The Rifles by RiflesLover4Life August 20, 2009