King of the Dicks

He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.

See: Gerard Way

"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."

"Oh, MCR huh?"

by T Drizzle September 10, 2007

sort the dicks

verb: the process of separating coupons according to short, long, skinny, fat, dark, light, old, new, local and foreign with the logo of the sporting good's store name.

Tonight we must sort the dicks together.

by Chikalay May 11, 2010

The Dicks

an uncommon term used by suburban African American males that labels law enforcement officers in a negative manner (also referred to as "the fags")

"Hide the marijuana my good friend, the dicks are headed this way!"

by Keith Knazze December 19, 2008

Getting on the decks

Female masturbation. When a woman is rubbing her clit and labia in a repetitive motion with the hand flat in a way that resembles a DJ scratching a vinyl.

"Fran was late for work because she was too busy getting on the decks"

by jfray January 9, 2015

The Dicks of Hazard

A multi-cultural open-age online gang of computer savvy people who don't take any shit off anyone just like ghetto toilet paper. If you know in your heart you can be a dick for a good cause, join The Dicks of Hazard!

1.Some crackhead kept trying to feed my dog, so I called The Dicks of Hazard.
2.This guy kept throwing cock blocks so I called The Dicks of Hazard. After they schooled me, no one threw cock blocks again.
3.Thanks to The Dicks of Hazard, that nazi never heckles me in class anymore.

by MadamexXx February 17, 2009

Got the Dicks

A phrase used when somebody wants to have sex with somebody else.

Emily keeps touching me!
Really? Maybe she's got the dicks for you.
You think she would want that?

Fuck, I've got the dicks hardcore for Jack. Hes a real man.

by JackTheFuckingMan October 3, 2012

the supreme dicks

Art rock noise band started in the 80's which while never successful was cited as influential by such bands as Sonic youth and dinosaur jr.

Hey let's go out to spaceland, I hear the supreme dicks are playing.

Can we get on the guest list?
Not tonight man unless we get there early.

Forget it

by tvod February 7, 2015