Rod stewart

AN old man who likes to be seen with younger women to deceive people into thinking that he is heterosexual but that is not the truth the truth is that he is gayer than leonardo Davinci.

Rod Stewart likes to suck on rod's rod.

by TPTOYS(grab your toes) August 19, 2008

rod stewart

old ass, should have retired years ago singer who sounds like a cat that someone has set fire to.

Did I step on the cat?

No, Rod Stewart just came on TV.

by Dr. Chathy April 21, 2005

rod stewart

A total weenis.

Man, Rod Stewart is so fucking old he crapped his pants on fucking stage and didn't seem to notice.

by Panocha007 June 8, 2003

rod stewart

An old twat who'd rather play with his model trainset than fuck supermodels.

"Rod Stewart is a massive wanker"

by Cuntbung October 29, 2003

rod stewart

rod stewart

Old as shit, gay ass scottish singer waaaaaaaay past his prime.


Source: Joe Mama, Oct 18, 2003

And yet still better than gnr or iron maiden or motley crue or any such homo-erotic wankage!

The Jeff Beck Group....

by TRUTH December 14, 2004

Rod Stewart

All of his songs sound the same

What song is this?


It's a Rod Stewart song called...uh...oh hell, they're all the same anyway

by Dillon Farnum March 20, 2005

rod stewart

A slang name for a womans pussy,
named after a scotish singer.

Show us your Rod Stewert

by Buzzy August 2, 2003