The Mountjoy

When a girl pours pop rocks in her mouth, then proceeds to give you head.

If you want to try The Mountjoy, have her eat some Pop Rocks first!

by Jewbac November 26, 2007

Hall of the Mountain King

A famous classical piece written by Edvard Grieg. The song starts off with a gentle but catchy beat, but slowly speed up and intensifies. It gives you a sense of something spiraling out of control, escalating into chaos. Paired with the right clip, this song can produce a hilarious video.

"Hall of the Mountain King" played in my head during finals week, as I was overwhelmed with hours of homework and studying, my grades slowly spinning out of control.

by Sarcastic_Sarcasm January 31, 2017

Fire on the Mountain

Expression : A West African, particularly Nigerian expression of surprise, usually from shock in a negative way or in response to someone exposing something scandalous.

Beverly : Mum, I'm Pregnant.
Beverly's African mum : You said WHAT?!? Fire on the mountain!! Pregnant?!? Am I hearing you Correctly??!!

by nameintweets_shutup March 24, 2016

Turns the Mountains blue

A synonym for "that's cold" or giving someone "the cold shoulder."

Derived from the mountains on a Coors Light can that turn blue when they get cold.

"Dude, so i was like at Jason's party the other night and I ran into Max and he didn't say hi or even wave at me or anything."

"Man that turns the mountains blue, you guys have been best friends since kindergarten. Ain't Right"

by Toppless09 March 18, 2010

dewing the mountain

using mountain dew as an anti spermacide during intercourse

dewing the mountain is when you and you girlfriend are about to have sex except shees not on the pill and your out of condoms so before penetration you pour mountain dew on your dick and in her vagina then u fuck her safe sex in a can

dewing the mountain

by E J T D August 17, 2011

King of the Mountain

A childhood game where kids climb a pile of snow and try to be the only person standing on top. Kids push each other down the snow pile and tries to get to the top to push the "King" off so they can be the new king.. until someone pushes them off. Quite dangerous. Many injuries may occur, depending on icyness of snow pile and violence level of children participating.

"Krista, come outside, hurry! The neighborhood kids are playing King of the Mountain!"

"I got a bloody nose playing King of the Mountain. Totally worth it."

by straightupBA February 9, 2010

Snow on the Mountains

The act of dousing a woman's breasts with a decent load of jizz, thus creating a swiss alps picturesque.

Brandon Lowry was sprayed with a load of jizz on his chest and awoke angrily to find Hank mid-wank. "I'm not a woman!" Brandon Lowry shouted angrily. "Oh, my bad your breasts say otherwise so i put snow on the mountains" replied Hank...

by Rapscalions without inhibition February 1, 2010