dutch windmill

A circle jerk of dutch rudders

Bro 1: "you guys want to do a dutch windmill."
Bro 2: "No man, thats gay."
Bro 3: "its only gay if you stare while doing it."

by spooderman February 20, 2015

Dutch Windmill

When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.

Audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a Dutch Windmill.

by dong slayer October 13, 2009

Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.

“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.

by Guignol September 12, 2021

Dutch Windmill

After finishing in your girl arse hole, you take your cock out, look in the mirror, and spin your dick in a windmill as you paint/fan shit all over wall

Hey you know Samantha? She's had the painters in after I Dutch windmilled in her room.

by Submarine Hunter July 4, 2020

Dutch windmill

When a guy strips and swings his dick around and around in circles (preferably while high)

Hey, how was it last night with Jake?

Oh lol, not great. He was so baked he was basically Dutch windmilling it.

by tanya hardon July 2, 2020

The Dutch Windmill

On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.

I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe

by Mr Sixx June 5, 2025

Dutch Windmill

The act of whilst being inside a man (either via penile insertion or pegging) the man in front proceeds to spin his dick like a windmill

OMG guys did you hear? Camilla totally gave Glenn a Dutch windmill

by Cambo_Clown December 10, 2021