Cock in the Chops

Having a penis slapped across your butt cheeks or in between your butt crack, thus having, a Cock in the Chops.

Bro, I gave Molly a cock in the chops last night, her ass cheeks are the best!

by Who is... The Drizzle? September 8, 2010

Smack in the chops

slang for "Jack in the box"

Whatcha havin' for lunch?
Smack in the chops

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

i have not the chops to perform

I have not the chops to perform anymore

I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.

by Orso March 13, 2021

The Fucking Chops

A badass. Someone who does not run the streets, but someone who is the streets.

That dude is The Fucking Chops. He totally picked up on that girl without trying.

by mykennedy6 September 13, 2013

Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

Written in the chips

If you believe that something is written in the stars, you believe that it will be made to happen by a force that controls the future.

However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.

Susie made it so that her and Stuart's love would be written in the stars forever. Stuart had it written in the chips. Only then did Karen, James and their slow cooking companions know that Stuart did in fact love Susie. She was his liginto.

by Sharkey & Bubbles April 10, 2022

The Chapstick

After ejaculation, the female uses the tip of the males penis to place jizz around her lips, in a chapstick motion.

"After she got me off, I gave her the chapstick for those hard working lips."

by ZMiDZ May 8, 2009