the great bandito

An older wiser male who younger people look up to and follow, in the underworld of organized crime. Looked upon as a leader, trustworthy, advisor, and one with answers.

We have to go to The Great Bandito! He'll know what to do, we can trust him.

by Space ghost March 8, 2016

The Dick Bandit

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

by Mommyhole November 13, 2018

The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!

Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!

by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022

Bandit the demon

The monster of every universe (bad oc mde by an idiot) he is an anti-hero; not good or bad; neutral, he has over 13,000 au's. He is an scientist

Woah, its fucking Bandit the demon!

by Bandit the demon October 6, 2020

The Red Bandit

A RLSH located in Huntington, Indiana. He wears a red bandana and fights crime, he fights for justice and what is right.

Did you see The Red Bandit defeat that villain?

by The Infamous Trickster of Now December 31, 2021

The Mountain Bandit Broil

To do the Mountain Bandit Broil you must bring your woman to the top of Mount Everest. Strip her nude and place her in a large cauldron filled with beef broth and oysters. You then insert a wooden spoon into her vag to clean out the inside to fill it with your broth. You then drink the broth that spills out of her vag, spit it in her face, and then grab all her clothes and belongings she had and flee the mountain with them like the bandit you are leaving her stranded, nude, and with a pussy full of broth and oysters.

"damn dude why is Michael so rich?"
"Michael is the best at pawning items from The Mountain Bandit Broil."

by The Mountain Bandit March 2, 2022

The Blue Bandit

Alias of Jishwa from "The Saga" story.

Jishwa583 aka "The Blue Bandit"

by Jishwa583 November 8, 2023