texturbed

when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message

*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"

*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"

by Lizbrez January 26, 2009

Testarded

The coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in class during a test.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.

I missed 1+3 on the algebra test today, geez I am so testarded.

by nickthestick February 4, 2009

Sextarded

Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.

My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!

by Sextarded March 25, 2009

textadent

ahole who gets into an accident while texting

Just another textadent cause cause some ahole has to text while driving. Yea their great at multitasking!

by Tuco B August 21, 2009

techtarded

Relating to a person or situation that is technologically impaired.

You can't figure out how to turn on your Ipod? How techtarded can you be?

by Jenn March 31, 2005

Tomtarded

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Tom.

What? you left your car lights on 3 times since you replaced your battery? That's pretty tomtarded.

by kazeflame June 7, 2009

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).

1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009