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Texas Chili Bowl

When a man/woman shits blood and diarrhea into a partner's mouth and the other eats it all with crackers. The fingers must be liked clean after to enjoy the full bowl.
Pedro and Jennifer go through a whole bowl of saltines when they both enjoy a large Texas chili bowl.
by hookedonphonics September 3, 2012
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When you make a taco salad between a woman's butt cheeks eat it with chips and tobasco and then lick the bow(e)l clean.
Sheila farted while receiving a texas chili bowl and blew lettuce and tobasco sauce in Rico's face and eyes.
by ricon August 11, 2006
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: To dump hot sauce bottle into ones anus and leave the bottle. then tie the phone cord to the bottle.Lastly Shake and yank.
by Justin "Allen" October 8, 2008
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Involves giving someone an enema using purely tabasco sauce!
hmmmm....would I rather jerk off using a cheese grater or have a texas chili bowl....decisions, decisions!
by jizzohn June 21, 2006
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When you pour hot sauce in a chicks ass and then butt rape her
I gave my teacher a nasty texas chili bowl and she efffin loved it
by 13rasfdawr June 21, 2006
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Involves Hot Sauce, your anus, and a phone book.
(shit) we are out of tabasco, no Texas Chili Bowl tonight.
by MA Nigga Jason October 12, 2010
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The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers
We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.
by BoyBloo January 31, 2023
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