2 definitions by jizzohn

polish bike ride

For those whore are sexually ignorant. Involves either male or female using misproportioned inanimate objects and inserting said objects into orfice. This in turn brings about pain and pleasure.

The dumb cunt should take a polish bike ride and leave me alone!

by jizzohn November 11, 2004

texas chili bowl

Involves giving someone an enema using purely tabasco sauce!

hmmmm....would I rather jerk off using a cheese grater or have a texas chili bowl....decisions, decisions!

by jizzohn November 11, 2004