Definitions by jizzohn

texas chili bowl 

Involves giving someone an enema using purely tabasco sauce!

hmmmm....would I rather jerk off using a cheese grater or have a texas chili bowl....decisions, decisions!

texas chili bowl by jizzohn June 21, 2006

polish bike ride 

For those whore are sexually ignorant. Involves either male or female using misproportioned inanimate objects and inserting said objects into orfice. This in turn brings about pain and pleasure.

The dumb cunt should take a polish bike ride and leave me alone!

polish bike ride by jizzohn November 10, 2004