Quite possibly the most ideal way to obtain the lovely buzz that one needs to go out on the town. The Tevi is one of the classiest ways to consume the hard alcohol of your choice and should be considered in all situations that warrant its immensity.
**Before attempting The Tevi you must ensure that you have one male, one female, the liter soda of your choice and the hard liquor of your choice.
1. The male lays in a flat or reclined position
2. The female then grabs the half gallon of hard liquor in one hand and the liter of soda in other ensuring that both are open.
3. The female then straddles the male enasuring that she is over the pelvic region for maximum enjoyment.
4. The male then then opens his mouth as the female leans over and pours both liquids evenly into the males mouth creating an even, some may say even godly, mixture.
5. The male then enjoys the view before him while consuming the concoction that he has earned.
**Before attempting The Tevi you must ensure that you have one male, one female, the liter soda of your choice and the hard liquor of your choice.
1. The male lays in a flat or reclined position
2. The female then grabs the half gallon of hard liquor in one hand and the liter of soda in other ensuring that both are open.
3. The female then straddles the male enasuring that she is over the pelvic region for maximum enjoyment.
4. The male then then opens his mouth as the female leans over and pours both liquids evenly into the males mouth creating an even, some may say even godly, mixture.
5. The male then enjoys the view before him while consuming the concoction that he has earned.
Last night i really didn't want to drink but then she offered me "The Tevi" and it was unforgettable.
by Tommy rigoberto June 07, 2011
The grim biffer of all biffers, she is the pinnacle of ugly. Often known to use too much teeth during oral sex. Common traits of a Tevie are greasy skin, big jaw, big nose, elf shoes and a squeaky voice. They are often attracted to sweaty males. They can only be defeated by the use of a biffer brick to the jaw however as they are the 'grim biffer' they may take multiple hits.
Friend 1: I can't believe he is dating that biffer!
Friend 2: That's not any biffer she is the grim biffer!
Friend 1: I wouldn't like the sound of that scraping against my penis.
Friend 2: TEVIE!
Friend 2: That's not any biffer she is the grim biffer!
Friend 1: I wouldn't like the sound of that scraping against my penis.
Friend 2: TEVIE!
by Mattyrocks February 24, 2011
He is weird. He likes to act stupid sometimes like every other boy. He also acts like a child when around people and loves to game. And loves the game Fornite
by domgdrsugt October 27, 2023