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Testified

When your testicles are being touched
"Dude my grandma just testified me!"
by greaanntttt March 18, 2009
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testifier

the testifyer is given when the man squats over the womans asshole while she lays on her back with the legs above her, near her head. The balls and cock are inserted into the womans fuck holes and then are "pumped" multiple times.
Aww nigga, I used the testifier on this bitch last night and she farted on my left nut. It hurt like getting a cumshot to the eye.
by Jig Gaboo September 20, 2007
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testify

To defile an object or area with your testicles.
That nekid dude just testified Boomhauer's forehead. See also, teabaggin'.
by don nalgotas September 7, 2005
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Testify

Breaking the G Code, Testifying in court, aka Snitching
guy one: yeah that nigga was boutta testify man
guy two: man fuck man
by Hooookh February 23, 2020
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testify under oath

Where you **swear** to tell the truth.
Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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Testify

Elon is wasting your time. Elon IS NOT Hym. This is all just prolonging the inevitable.
Hym "What is there for Elon to testify about? Really. You're wasting your own and everyone else's time. Don't do something stupid and accidently kill yourself waiting for me to have a stroke."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2025
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Testify Apologetics

One of THE BEST Christian apologetics. Knows how to dismantle any arguement against Christianity and embarrass apologists of oher faiths.
Person 1: "The Bible is corrupted, just look at Jeremiah 8:8! :
Testify Apologetics: You're misquoting the verse. Jeremiah 8:8 is actually talking about God's people rejecting His law like when Jeremiah 6:19 says "Hear , you earth: I am bringing disaster on this people, the fruit of their schemes, because they have not listened to my words and have rejected my law. All over the Bible, God's people consistently affirm the Word, so if it was corrupted, wouldn't God inform his followers about it?
by MofotheeG April 30, 2025
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