Testicles

Male gonads. In human males they hang between the legs and they are extremely sensitive and vulnerable. The position of human testicles is only apparently an anatomical error; it represents instead an evolutionary condition being cause and effect at the same time of the fact that females are the dominant sex among humans.

The wife kicked his husband in the testicles so he fell down on his knees in pain and kissed her feet.

by ragazzacattiva March 9, 2015

these testicles

1) the white man's version of "deeez nuuuts"

White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"

Black man: Who?

White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."

Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"

by Johnathon Stamos January 17, 2009

testicle

The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!

Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks

by Hugh G Rection May 28, 2004

testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.

She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.

by Watchguard April 3, 2004

testicles

The symbol of manhood. They are what makes a man a man.

I am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs

by b-neners March 10, 2008

testiclation

noun: The act of two sets of testicles hitting each other such as during a three way with two men and a woman (one in the pink and one in the stink).

Umberto had a case of Testiclation A because of incidents that transpired the night before with his boys Dan and Jake.

by Sol-Corp January 29, 2010

testicles

The best thing a man could have, but not you.

john: Eat my testicles
lana: i thought you where gay

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