tanenbaum

everything and anything, extremely useful to yell at a friend in a confusing situation.

uh....tanenbaum... da!

by c May 1, 2004

tanenbaum

to agree, approve, or accept as satisfactory

We should go ridin' this Wednesday!

Tanenbaum!

by h May 2, 2004

tannenbaum

A person who has sex with farm animals.

Someone caught in the act of fucking a chicken.

Whoa, that tannenbaum's fucking a sheep.

I walked in on my little brother fucking a chicken...he's a total tannenbaum.

Farmer: Stay away from my chickens you damn dirty tannenbaum!!!

by Boone Thompson December 10, 2008

Tannenbaum

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.

Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.

by Mark C-Dizzle December 12, 2008

tannenbaum eater

a tannenbaum eater is a term to call someone who's **german**

person 1: im german
person 2: wow you're such a tannenbaum eater!

by kornsuperfan May 17, 2023

The Royal Tannenbaum

Receiving the act of oral fellatio while indulging your pallet with Domino's Cheesy Bread as paid for by the current fellatio artist. Similar to the "Blumpkin" however you ingest food instead of expel.

The Royal Tannenbaum:
Male: Hey are you drunk?
Female: YA! Lets make out!
Male: Okay!
*make out make out*
Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!
Male: Umm yea kinda...
(assuming she meant oral sex)
Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's
...20 min later...
Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!
Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!

by T-sauce April 19, 2009