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pork tenderloin sandwich

A lewd description for sexual intercourse taken from a popular fast food sandwich.
Kevin: Yo homie, I wanna stick my pork inside her tenderloin sandwich. Ya hear me bro?
Ryan: Damn homie that's some nice wordplay you gots.

pork tenderloin sandwich
by EbonicPlague October 12, 2009
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Tenderloined

That wondrous effects of getting hit by Pot.
Dude, after about 30 minutes of grilling on Saturday, Jack and I were completely Tenderloined!
by The Pipe of Destiny January 30, 2009
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Tenderloins

Loins that are tender, also a comedy troupe that are famous for starring in Impractical Jokers.
Guy1: Hey! Have you seen the tenderloins?
Guy2: ouch that looks nasty!
Guy1: I was talking about Impractical Jokers ¬.¬`
by jamezp1 May 16, 2012
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creamy tenderloin

An elaborate act of sexual intimacy involving the woman traveling to the grocery store and purchasing the largest filet mignon. The filet is then brought home, sautéed in wine: cooked rare so the center is warm but not hot. A pocket is then cut into the filet; large enough to accommodate the male partner's penis. The woman then uses the filet to masturbate their male partner until he ejaculates inside of it.

The woman then enjoys the filet for dinner with a glass of merlot.
A woman of class deserves a nice dinner, so I treated her to a nice creamy tenderloin.
by MisterThief117 May 3, 2014
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swinging tenderloin

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When Heather Hooters walked into the room naked, Dano whipped out his "swinging tenderloin" and heaved it into her slippery wet meat wallet and proceeded to satisfy her!
by stonesdano November 5, 2008
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beef tenderloin

When someone says something and you don't want to answer them properly
by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006
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Tenderloyne

Complete bafoon. Ass hole. And he sucks dick for free
You fucking tenderloyne
by The_Master_Blaster July 4, 2014
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