Teele :)

The worlds greatest person, the one everyone loves. Beautiful is an understatement when describing her. If your having a bad day she'll be the one to turn it all around :)

And she is by far, the best cuddler and kisser ever :)

Shes just all around amazing :)

I was having the worst day, then I met Teele :)

by Ranger0945621 October 14, 2011

Teel

He’ll fuck your girl

Jim: yo Todd are you gonna get with Jen tonight
Todd: nah nude Teel got her in the bathroom

by bignewjerseyguy November 24, 2019

Teel

Slang use for CockaTeel, a person acting very lame, especially when playing a video game.

Yo, that dudes acting pretty Teel...

by The Jet15 December 24, 2020

Teeling

A person whom mistreats service staff and doesn’t tip.

Poor Mark, he had a teeling at his table, they were rude and bad tippers.

by Jilla309 December 1, 2019

Mike Teel

N or V
1. The current QB for Rutgers
2. Throwing a really awful interception
3. An interception so bad the opposing player does not even have to do anything to catch the ball

"We would have won the game but our QB Mike Teeled the ball and the defender had an easy catch."

by fredhits October 23, 2007

Dirty Teel

Hitting a big booty Latina from the back while simultaneously playing a jig on the fiddle and singing an old Russian sea shanty

John performed a sick Dirty Teel yesterday

by Johnno3458 January 7, 2021

pre-teel cesspool

A 12 year old chamber of solid and liquid waste underground

You're brother makes a lot of pre-teel cesspool in his free time

by Fuckpillowworshipper August 5, 2015