TEDUARDO

teduardo

Oh yeah i saw teduardo, he's in the back with 4 chicks around him.
oh hi joe

by getMurked18 February 12, 2019

Terard

When you try to call someone a retard, but you yourself are so retarded that you cannot manage to form the word "retard" and call them a "terard" instead. Therefore, to call someone a "terard" is the highest insult to their intellect.

"Did you just try to buy marijuana from a cop?"
"Yeah, so?"
"You're terarded. You are the biggest terard I've ever seen."

by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

Teardrop tatoo

A tatoo that generally means a person is going to be a leach on society forever by wasting our tax dollars rotting in prison.

Todd: Mom Johhny just got a teardrop tatoo.

Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo

by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014

terard

A dyslexic retard.

TERARD - "?Ahve ouy eesn ym tsapler"

COUNSLER - "Shut the fuck up, bitch or I'll fucking beat your face in with a hammer."

by Matt March 18, 2004

teardrop boobs

Boobs that are shaped like a tear, small at the top with a gradual increase in size to have a rounded bottom.

"Those teardrops can't be real"
"Honey, will you buy my some teardrop boobs?"

by Tramod September 9, 2004

Teardrop ass

A teardrop ass is when that booty looks like a teardrop or a half a heart.

Damn bro she got that perfect teardrop ass, i wanna smash.

by Feral_Booty_Inspector May 31, 2018

Tedward

Tedward is the term for an Edward who wishes to be called "Ted" despite not being a Theodore.

1. His name is Edward but he'd rather you call him Ted; if you don't want to then you can just call him Tedward.

2. Tedward Kennedy sure was making interesting faces during the Sate of the Union speech.

by Gudrun June 19, 2006