Techista

Someone who has to have the latest and greatest technology; especially someone who shows off the newest features of how the gadget is better than others.

Kevin was being such a techista earlier, he brought home that new iPad and wouldn’t shut up about it!

by techista May 24, 2023

techstosterone

The desire to compete with other geeks over what technology is superior. The desire to have the latest and greatest technology.

Did you hear Dave and john talking about the new i-pad? The techstosterone was really flowing.

by vertgrenouille March 27, 2011

Techst

Another word for text, used online mainly. Makes the user have unbelievable awesomeness when used

"Imma techst you fool!"
"damn son that techst is legitt!"

by TECHNOM8 January 22, 2010

techstacy

the feeling of ecstacy after getting the latest tech gadget

George was in sheer techstacy after getting his new Android Bionic phone.

by dichlong September 29, 2011

TehEstonianSpartan

TehEstonianSpartan (Also known as xxxLagg100xxx) is a 12 year old sparta remixer and base maker from Estonia. His remixes were bad in his first join into the community, but the time has gone too far with it and took TES to the high-end remixer group. Make sure to check out his channel for a remix that is inspired by Aduburyus Trust me, it's awesome!

Hey, It's TehEstonianSpartan!

by TehEstonianSpartan September 10, 2016

techstration

The inability to receive a cognitive or helpful response from I.T. staff resulting in extreme frustration.

I got a bad case of techstration... Just got done talking to Wesley. WTF? I'm leaving before I throw my computer down the stairs. See you all tomorrow.

by schmittyhex September 18, 2015

techsteria

The hysterical obession with modern technology and subsequent dependence with it.

Can also be used as: techsterical

1. The techsteria of iPhone buyers today is larger than ever.

2. He was techsterical with his new devices.

by Dick-E October 7, 2021