Time Traveling

A drunken loss of time and place

"I had one foot in the Delorean last night"

"Me and Marty McFly got to know eachother last night"

"Time Traveling is a favorite past time of mine"

by cjamesw January 15, 2009

traveling mercies

A good wish for people who are traveling or journeying long distances.

As you take your journey today, may you have traveling mercies and arrive safely.

by EchoBravo December 13, 2016

the sisterhood of the traveling pants

Antonym of a six pack, a pizza, and an evening watching Reservoir Dogs.

Wife: Honey, the girls and I will be discussing The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in the living room.
Husband: Ok, I will be downstairs.

by Nick TQ September 20, 2005

traveling hoe

A girl that travels overnight with her hoeish friends to interact with different men

Your always on the road going to see men. You traveling hoe

by keepingitrealok June 17, 2015

traveling itch

When one starts scratching one itchy spot but ends up scratching the whole area as the itch spreads "traveling" outward away from the originating point

A spot on my back itched, as I scratched it the itch went away but the immediate area next to it started itching. Soon I ended up scratching the whole back. That traveling itch felt nice.

by TheInfiniteNonsense October 4, 2015

post-traveling depression

The all consuming pain that takes over your life when you return home after traveling for a long period of time. The feeling that something is missing or something is wrong. It is a devastating, depressing fase in your life, that will very likely be one of the hardest things you have to go through.

The feeling of not belonging and always missing little pieces of your heart is something you have to learn to live with.

P1 "my life doesn't make any sense, I don't feel comfortable in my own home"
P2 "wow, that sounds horrible"
P1 "yeah, I'm having a post-traveling depression"

by LeonoraChristina January 16, 2016

time traveling

A vodka phenomenon, where significant periods of time are traveled past and the intoxicated person believes they have teleported to a new physical location where minutes, hours, days, or even weeks have passed.

After five dirty martinis and a dose of Ecstasy I went to the men's room and right when I stepped out I was squeezing the badunkadunk of Queen Latifah from behind in a stall in the ladies room. There were red horned monkeys perched on the walls moving their heads back and forth watching her huge breasts jiggling, and I knew that I had gone time traveling again.

by Lar January 1, 2006