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teaball

A variation on the teabag. A teaball involves 3 people, at least 2 males. Male #1 lowers their balls onto the mouth of Male/Female #2 (who is lying down). Male #3 then tries to hit the balls off using their penis. The activity is similar to that of childhood sport tee-ball, where the balls are the softball, and the penis is the bat.

First used in Toronto, Canada in late March, 2010.
"Vince and Jon were feeling adventurous, so instead of giving Keith a plain old teabag, they decided to sport it up and give him a teaball instead."
by miellen April 6, 2010
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tarball

What a spill (i.e. former rig) hooker finds in her/his hair after rimming a BP contract shrimper. A relatively new phenomenon following the Deepwater Horizon "incident".
"Bra, did you see the tarballs in Brandi's hair when she got off Boudreaux's boat? That ho must've been up to her dang neck!"
by Mississippi_Queen October 5, 2010
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Teaball Speedball

Taking adderall and then taking Xanax to counteract the its effects.
Dude I was on a teaball speedball last night, it wall like a baby version of coke and heroin. I’ll probably move on to actual coke and heroin soon because it was dope.
by Alt_f420 December 10, 2018
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