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Teblowing

1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.
"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"

"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."
by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011
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Teaboobing

When one suprisingly rubs their boobs on another in a rythmic motion.
Setting: Avanti Nail spa in Franklin Tennessee I wanted to give "Tu" a little bit of an extra tip to thank her for adding some teaboobing to the leg/foot massage portion of my pedicure. It was an unexpected surprise.
by DDshmutzy December 14, 2012
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teabaging

The act of placing ones testicles into the participants mouth.
Suck my balls please Gladys.
Of cause I'll teabag your nutsack Cyril. Cyril loves teabaging
by Ady hitler October 15, 2013
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TeboWinning

The act of being a beast and winning because you want to.
Friend: Man I just got 69 girls' numbers in 69 minutes.
Me: Dude... TeboWinning
by Loofa Mayne November 27, 2011
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Teboning

Rick is always Teboning in bed because he is thankful that he is able to bone his girlfriend.
by Aloha Buddha February 11, 2012
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Tebowing

(vb) To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.
I was in the middle of Times Square and I saw a girl Tebowing in the street. She almost got squashed. (see tebowing.com)
by tebowing October 25, 2011
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Teblowing

The act of one man performing oral sex on another man whilst on one knee in the tebowing position.
Dude 1: Dude, what happened to you last night? You said you were going to the pisser and dissappeared.

Dude 2: Oh bro, the line for the bathroom was 10 deep, so I took it outside. To my surprise, when I turned the corner I saw some hobo Teblowing this dude in a Denver Bronco's jersey. It freaked me out so I cut my losses and called it a night.

Dude 1: Ha, those dirty donkeys!
by ToeKnee WonAye December 19, 2011
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