Teathen

Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not adhere to the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation. A Teathen believes "I want what I want when I want it"

etymology: from Tea Party + heathen

Eric Cantor is a Teathen

Paul Ryan is a Teathen

by jesterjester July 31, 2011

Teath

The incorrect spelling of "teeth". Not a very common error, but error nontheless.

Person A: My teath are white.
Person B: No, your teeth are white

by bob saget July 8, 2004

Teath

The feeling you get when you drink too many cups of tea and your teeth go squeaky

I couldn't possibly have another cup of tea sir, I've gone all teathy

by brownsource December 20, 2012

AT&T Death Hold

When at&t gives you a phone that looks good in the commercials, then you get it and find out that AT&T stripped down the best features of it, added their own crappy apps that are non-deletable, and crippled it (made it insanely harder to unlock or "root")

Person 1: Dude, I just got the Xperia x10 from at&t.
Person 2: Really?! I heard it was a cool phone, what's it like?
Person 1: Its stupid. It's got the stupid AT&T Death Hold on it. I tried everything and it just doesn't work through the Death Hold
Person 2: Aw, that really sucks, man. That's At&T for ya.

by ethomas94 February 20, 2011

teather

General term for a skank, slut, whore.

Hey! Look at that teather over there!
I bet she fucks on the first date!
Go ask her what her name is!

by jimmy1peppers July 13, 2009

Theathy

Something that is very dirty, and filthy. Something that is absolutely disgusting.

I will never drink his theathy blood!

by Ellisss December 9, 2009

teath

the white thingys you use to eat your food. they are in your mouth. stupid people and some penguins spell it incorrectly as teeth

peguin: i have no teeth
jamaican: naw mon yoo gots no teath mon

by stasis penguin September 10, 2010