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talkstick

n. Euphemism for a marijuana bowl or joint which has been stalled by its holder. Akin to 'having the conch' in Lord of the Flies, everyone dutifully is paying attention to the person with the weed, waiting for their own hit as it goes around. A long-winded stoner is apt to hold the bowl much longer than necessary before they hit it, causing other to chastise them to pass it along. Usage is most effective when the joint or bowl is being waved about as a speaking aid.
Hey man, is that talkstick you're holding going to get passed this century?

If you're not going to hit that talkstick, I'm going to.

It's a joint, not a talkstick dude.
by caladan March 3, 2009
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Tardtacked

When a social website is overun or attacked by a bunch of morons all of the sudden.
Wow,The site was doing good for a while today until it was tardtacked by a bunch of idiots.
by RedNick1.0 March 1, 2012
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Tastickle

When the taste buds in the back of your mouth get hit fast and hard by a strong flavor.
I drank that lemon juice and it punched me hard in my tastickle!
by Lorbee May 22, 2020
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yardstick

a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore
holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth"
by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007
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tard stick

Anything a tard happens to have in hand.

examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter
The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.
by Ymerkenovovitch May 28, 2008
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Turdstick

A term used to describe somebody who is being excessively annoying.
Student: Teacher, I want to clean my pet turtle instead of doing homework.

Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.
by turdstick1004 November 13, 2017
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Turdsickle

An informal insult that is used toward someone who is rude, poorly mannered, or annoying.
"Screw you, mom!" Kim said. "You are a turdsickle!" Kris replied.
by Looneydog3 December 14, 2022
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