tardation

n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on.

What in tardation is going on in here??!?!

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

tardware

Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.

"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."

by Gojuice November 30, 2006

tardania

The mythical homeland of the tards.

WTF? Did that dude just get off the bus from Tardania?

by arix brak August 29, 2006

Tardashian

Shallow, ignorant vain people trying to include themselves when they have no idea what they are talking about and are famous for no real reason.

Nice move, Tardashian.

Did you see what Chloe did? What a Tardashian.

by Tardashians May 30, 2012

tardal wave

A wave or mob of retarded people. For the purpose of this definition, a retarded person is a person lacking worldly knowledge or common sense.

"Come on, Bill, Honors Lang is over... the tardal wave is coming."

by Emily and the Anti-Rap Pig April 18, 2008

tardawan

When a welfare recipient, specifically one who comes by their government check through nefarious means such as a welfare queen, instructs another person on the tips and tricks to get themselves on government assistance using shady practices, the recipient of that advice (and government assistance) becomes a tardawan.

The advice and the scope of result can vary - being taught how to forge your income paperwork to get food stamps, exaggerating an injury to get disability, or faking a government test designed to gauge your level of mental retardation or autism - all of these are paths to become a tardawan.

"I done got told how I gotta say to the welfare bitch to get that check. I now possess the means to achieve my dreams, unbound by the 9 to 5, and can gorge myself upon hookers and blow at all hours of the day. I have become a tardawan."

by Papa Dwarf October 10, 2018

Tardgasm

A hybrid word combining Retard and Orgasm. Describes inappropriate behavior or an exaggerated, inappropriate burst of joy.

The word of the day was said on the Peewee Herman show and everyone had a tardgasm.

by Jason's shoes hurt April 16, 2008