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Time And Relative Dimentions In Space.
A time/space machine concieved by the Time Lords. It has infinate rooms inside, including several console rooms, from which the ship can be piloted. Doctor Who stole a mark 40 TARDIS and used it to solve intergalactic wrong-doings.
The TARDIS dematerialised infront of their eyes.
by Davros June 4, 2004
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Tardisgasm

An orgasm bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside and is so good that it travels back in time and makes previous sex better.
I just had such a tardisgasm that it made last week's sex seem better.
by HotKat April 2, 2011
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TARDIS

A TARDIS is a product of the advanced technology of the Time Lords, an extraterrestrial civilisation to which the programme's central character, the Doctor, belongs. A properly maintained and piloted TARDIS can transport its occupants to any point in time and any place in the universe. The interior of a TARDIS is much larger than its exterior ("It's bigger on the inside"), which can blend in with its surroundings using the ship's "chameleon circuit". TARDISes also possess a degree of sentience (which has been expressed in a variety of ways ranging from implied machine personality and free will through to the use of a conversant avatar) and provide their users with additional tools and abilities including a telepathically based universal translation system.
Lets go to the TARDIS.

The TARDIS, Its bigger on the inside.
by The Doctor, The 10th Doctor December 13, 2013
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tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.
Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.
by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
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TARDIS

The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.
One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)
by Triple J May 7, 2005
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TARDIS

The act of inserting a semi-flaccid penis into an orifice and then letting it get bigger on the inside.
She didn't think I was packing much but after a little TARDIS action she had nothing to complain about.
by King Mab April 16, 2015
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TARDIS F-Class

TARDIS Fail-Class. Going through all of time and space failing. Used when someone fails spectacularly or does something particularly stupid.
Being unable to pronounce the word surveillance properly, Muffy was said to have a TARDIS F-Class
by MostCommonLastName February 26, 2010
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