Tape

fagoid;Taft

Tape Christgenson is also known as Taft. Also, the royals suck.

by drew March 19, 2003

tape

A male's hair line done at the barborshop , used mostly in southern Florida, Broward County.

-Go get a tape
-man you need a tape
-damn they fucked up your tape

by heatdynasty July 20, 2008

tape

1. The things you have under your bed you jack off to and don't want your mom to see, aka your porn tapes.
2. A handy tool which you can do a lot of stuff with, for example, you could tape your girlfriend to the wall, or shut someone's mouth up, y'know, normal things.

1. I know where your porno tapes are.
2. Shut your fuckin mouth or I'll pull out some tape and do it myself!

by definitelynotarapist August 7, 2017

taped

To duct tape someone's legs together from behind when they aren't looking so that they fall over.

"Andy taped Rebecca so badly today! She was rolling around on the ground for like ten minutes. I felt kinda bad."

by gogil January 30, 2010

Taped

Paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.

Guy 1: It's National Margarita Day! Let's get drunk!
Guy 2: I'm at the DMV trying to get a new license, there's mad red tape; I'm taped.

Guy: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Want to get dinner?
Girl: I can't, I'm taped to my W2s. Today is the last day to file taxes.

by AnctRome September 8, 2013

Taping

When you take a strip of duct tape and set it on the asphalt, sticky side up and wait for a car to run over it. Then it will stick to a cars tire and slap against its body and make it sound like the car has a flat tire.

Did you go taping last night?

by Brett November 29, 2003

taped

fucked up the ass,screwed
used on the living end message board.

that guy is sure taped alright.

by spy September 11, 2003