tainterator

A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.

My taint was hot and sweaty before i put it over a tainterator.

by Teabagette May 4, 2005

Tainted taco

Results of a female wiping back to front.

Suzie sure has alot of yeast infections. She probaly has a tainted taco from wiping her ass the wrong way.

by carlspumpkin June 17, 2009

Tainted Slam

When someone hooks up with a nasty girl, usually due to alcohol, horniness, or low self esteem.

-Dude i heard eric banged that girl last night!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!

by da JMAN jankit February 9, 2009

taintergy

Energy derived from two taints rubbing together at a high rate of speed. Usually found when two lesbians bump tacos.

Damn, Rosie's so fat she lights up the whole neighborhood with her taintergy.

by Austin Pealy August 19, 2006

Taintkerchief

An individual who strongly resembles a kerchief (presumably monogrammed, and purchased from an arrogant haberdasher) used to wipe the residual ca-ca from one's taint -- the ferocious terrain situated between the underside of one's testicles and the crest of one's anus. The derivative object taintkerchief is specifically useful when targeting the rogue ca-ca difficult to snare via the usage of conventional toilet tissue. Individuals resembling taintkerchiefs are ineffectual twits or peons...often chronic douche fortresses who overutilize terms like "bro," "bra," or "broheim" and/or post too many useless status updates on social networking sites.

Agatha, as per the usual, was behaving like a complete and utter taintkerchief -- so I took it upon myself to ruin her bulbous cranium with a waffle iron.

by PooManChoo April 27, 2009

Tintnergraph

A Tintnergraph, or encrypted Strohgraph, is a visual technique for representing complex Systems of Systems (SoS), which employs an Advanced Runtime Data Obfuscation (ARDO) technique. As nodes, associations, and labels (Any Language but English (ALBE)) are added to the tree structure of a Tintnergraph, previous entries simultaneously lose all meaning, thereby protecting the true meaning of the diagram from curious coworkers and foreign spies alike.

They need it by tomorrow? Just Tintnergraph It And Let Them Figure It Out (JTIALTFIO).

by Strohgrapher January 14, 2008

Taintier taint

When a pussy gets railed out and makes her taint stretched and wrinkly.

"I think he gave me a taintier taint when he railed me out for hours."

by Destroyer D January 12, 2022