Twowned

When someone gets made fun of, AKA "owned" on Twitter

Sarah: @mrmcgiggles dude your tweets are the most uninteresting things I've ever read
Bobby: @sarah omgz0rz! you just twowned @mrmcgiggles!
Sarah: @bobby I know my stuff!

by camtheramron April 1, 2009

twowled

Spunn with fun while being completely numb to sobriety, and is only achieved when the occasion comes from where one uses a significant amount of ice. "aka methamphetamine": twowle, twowlin, twowler, twowledededed

He's been twowled the hell out for the past 4 or 5 days now!

by hittin licks December 5, 2013

TwOwUwUwOwT

Lots of Furries

TwOwUwUwOwT

by miata real November 2, 2020

twowords

An sorry excuse to get a definition on Urban Dictionary by defining two words to make a definition.

Eddie: Shitfuck.

Karren: twowords

Eddie: Fuck off ho.

by ChioBam March 11, 2009

twoway

Sex between two people. Like a three-way, but crappier.

Will: Dude, I have never had a three way.
Ben: Me either
Will: I had a pretty sweet twoway the other night though.
Ben: Wow, what was that like?
Will: pretty good, but there were just the two of us.
Ben: really, so it was like you, and wait, ive had a two way

by thermodynamic14 March 22, 2009

twowayyx

twowayyx is a tiktok editor who is currently at 400+ followers and over 50+ videos

that editor twowayyx can edit

by thecubancrusher November 3, 2022

twowittohoo

An undoubtedly wise expression or saying

Agree with twowittohoo for own benefit.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008