dozy twonker

Just add dozy to twonker and you've got another sentence!

"you're such a dozy twonker"

by Alex H January 29, 2005

tonker

n. The male genitalia; penis

"I have a big tonker"

"He did WHAT with his tonker?!"

by TouchMyTralala February 23, 2006

Twanker

Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.

Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her

by Cate and Nao April 14, 2006

tonker toy

A penis.

Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

Twoner

Two people who are loners together.

"Man, do you see those two guys? They're just standing over there alone."

"Yeah, they're total twoners."

by electrokute November 22, 2009

Tronkerbell

The name "Tronkerbell" (reads: tRön-kER-béLl) has been presented as possibly an archaic Romanian word, synonymous with "whore fairy". However, it was largely popularized in the late 19th and early 20th centuries by Western fiction such as Peter Pan (1897). One of the many suggested etymologies of the term is that it is derived from the Romanian Nesuferit ("hoe" or "troublesome fairy hoe").

This halloween i will dress up as tronkerbell
i want to be tronkerbell this halloween
she’s such a tronkerbell

by yuli69 October 21, 2020

twocker

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.

That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!

by pink girrafe February 17, 2006