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bro-touring

A hopped up muscle car used to go to the bars and clubs, driven by a "bro" mostly likely wearing axe body spray, polo shirt collar popped, and drinking some kind of sparkly energy drink.
Dude, let's all hop into the Dodge, light up a blunt, and do some bro-touring downtown!
by jediracer October 22, 2012
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Warp Touring it

When one goes without showering for days or possibly weeks. Similar to what bands on Warped Tour do because of lack of showers.
Mike: I've been Warp Touring it since last Friday!

Adam: Dude, go take a shower already, you smell like ass.
by abpersonality February 11, 2010
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Residential Touring

Pushing your car to the absolute limit in a suburban neighborhood, I.E. 25 MPH zones. Usually occurs when someone is late or in an extreme hurry.
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Racing to beat your own previous records in a 'low speed' environment.
Highly illegal, highly fun!
Passenger: "Man slow the fuck down! You gonna get us killed!"
Driver: "I can't! Their gonna reem our asses if were late, we gotta pull some Residential Touring!"

Example 2..

"Man it was crazy! We did 105 in a 25. Straight Residential Touring bro!"

Example 3.

"Yeah man we went Residential Touring last night, it was exhilerating!"
by Dexatrim Natural May 28, 2007
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Con-Touring

Using Dating Apps, the "Tour" is the experience of swiping through profiles, and the "Con" are the individuals who own those profiles
"Fam believe mans been Con-Touring again hella!!!!!! Catfishes"
by BraveinSociety June 9, 2023
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Country Touring

is the act of driving on the backroads while consuming alcohol and/or drugs. Best done in a truck packed with people. Also known as booze cruisin or crop checkin.
Terry: we have no after party
Leslee: I know a guy with a truck, grab your beer were going country touring
by hicktown johnson June 21, 2011
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Turbo Touring

Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.
I caught the return flight from Manchester and went turbo touring last night for a night out in Magaluf.
by KkjwCaptain Pugwash August 31, 2017
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Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.
Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.
by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015
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