times 

A stupid newspaper in NY.

"Ben likes to read the times daily"

times by Kim October 16, 2003

Times 

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

Times by Dave September 9, 2004

Times of India

A communist rag that passes itself off as the mouthpiece of an allegedly democratic country.
Their writings typically challenge the soverign power of other counties without the opportunity for rebuttal. Propoganda is a mild word compared to the yellow journalism they are known for thoughout the world.
The touble is, that without the Internet and the value that it avails without substance, credibility or the test of time honoured history this rag has little credibilty. Even so, it is heralded as the voice of a people not far removed from anarchy and cared for still by other nations. A cry from a child who does not yet even understand why it is crying, but imposing itself as the savior of the millenium.

I read in the Times of India, how they are so much smarter than us, it's a pity we didn't happen upon them while we were yet still ameoba; turbans and all, they seemed to possess the power to lift us out of the ooze while still being fed and nurtured by those nations that they now declare they saved.

Times of India by Stan West October 23, 2005

Times Square

A section of midtown manhattan on west 42nd street. It is known for its bright lights, and carnival like appearence. It is currently the home to the theater industry, and formerly, the sex industry. It is also a major contributor to the tourist industry. Until the 1990's, times square was seedy. Times square has been home to streetwalkers and showgirls since the beginning of the 20th century. In the 80's, crack made times square a very dangerious place. In the 90's, Mayor Guliani transformed it from a red light district/ theater place, into a very tacky, disny like bunch of streets.

"we were going to go to times square to watch the ball drop, but we decided to just watch it on TV instead"

Times Square by miss nightlight November 3, 2005

times infinity 

phrase used to win an argument when no original comeback can be thought of

person 1: "You're stupid"
paerson 2: "You're stupid times infinity"

times infinity by Amleto October 6, 2003

Times Square

A large advertisement that happens to have cars running through it.

N00b: "Hey, want to go to Times Square?"
Person: "Hell no, if I wanted to see ads, I'd surf warez or porn!"

Times Square by 1337W422102 April 3, 2006

Times Square Character 

A Times Square Character is a Creep dressed in low quality costumes as your favorite movie or tv show characters that Hunt you down if you don't want to take a picture. They also steal your phone, forcing you to pay your money.

Diego: Why did you come back soo early?
Angel: I got chased by a Times Square Character who forced me to take a picture and He stole my Phone until I payed him money.

Times Square Character by Worse than JJ March 26, 2020