The Valley 

The area located in northern Delaware where every marijuana smoking teenager with a car or five dollars goes to smoke a blunt/joint/and even in some cases, pieces. Located in between Hockessin, Greenville, and 202, and even extends into parts of PA. It is very woodsy, secluded, scenic, and the roads are windy which makes driving on its roads fun and enjoyable to be high on. The smell of marijuana and the sound of shitty sound systems are always present in the valley.

P1 - Jus got a gram. Wanna hit the Valley?
P2 - Yeah I got 5 on it.

The Valley by Valley rider December 30, 2011

The Valley 

The smooth curve that forms as a girl is lying on her side.

The line starts at her hips, flows down to her tiny 22-24" waist, then back up to the sides of her boobs, where her arm meets her torso.

The Valley is then the height difference usually from hip to waist, the bigger the difference, the bigger the valley the girl has.

Asian girls typically have very "shallow" valleys. But this is okay because they have tiny SIZE 1 hips.

See also The Gap and The Bridge to learn about other exciting female attributes

"Dude, did you see the valley on that girl?!!"

"Yes dude, it makes me want to go riding in the mountains....up the hills and down in the valley."

The Valley by Fireball 53 July 27, 2009

the valley 

A destitue smog ridden hell hole in the Los Angeles metro area. It sonsists of a few exclusive areas such as San Marino, but mostly disgusting middle to lower class trash holes of communities. Some like its proximity to the hills, but if that is what you are looking for the following are more suitable places to live: The San Joaquin Hills in Orange County, Beverly Hills, Brentwood, Palos Verdes, anywhere.

I wish I lived in Orange County instead of the Valley so I didn't have all of this smog and dead brush around.

Oh god, its 100 frickin' degrees in the valley today.

Wow, the beach is really far from here, why do i have to live in the valley?

the valley by Tom24 August 28, 2005

The Valley 

Abandoned prison restroom with long trough-style urinal off a low-traffic area, as described in John Cheever's 1977 novel FALCONER. To quote the author, this is where the inmates went after dinner "to fuck themselves." Themselves but not each other -- there were unwritten rules. Looking at other penises was okay, but not into another man's eyes. Touching another man was not allowed, except for the shoulder. A grim place, not gay by any definition, and certainly not the fantasy one-for-all tearoom scenes depicted in gay porn videos.

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Since The Valley in Cheever's award-winning novel Falconer was located on an upper floor, the origin of its name was obscure. Perhaps the name was coined to reference the trench- or trough-shaped nature of the elderly urinal itself.

-- "Where's Harry?"

-- "He went to The Valley after dinner."

-- 'When do you think he'll be back in our wing?"

-- "As late as possible, if I know Harry."

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The Valley by al-in-chgo February 25, 2010

the valley 

a gross and disqusting part of the world where the dumb idiotic girls of the world collaborate. these girls typically wear abercrombie, hollister, gap, old navy, and they think they are soooo cool if they own one pair of seven jeans, and an ugly dooney and bourke bag. they idolize lindsay lohan and paris hilton for their tacky hot pink ensembles. valley girls and boys generally listen to punk rock, or anything that is on kiss FM because they are incredibly stupid and tasteless. valley girl prom dresses tend to come from windsor, and they always wear their makeup caked on, with light blue eyeshadow, and lipliner. it is necessity for valley girls to have french manicures painted on their tacky fake nails. valley girls love to wear their jeans tucked in with their skater shoes, and are ALWAYS behind on all the trends. they always wear the tightest jeans, and their motto tends to be "the sparklier the better!" girls in the valley shop in malls, and they really like target. pink is always their favorite color. valley people or "vals" as some like to call them, are hated througout the normal world aka over the hill. the valley has the temperatures of hell, and no one in their right mind would ever move there. if you live in the valley and you feel you do not fit in with this criteria, then you are exempt from this harsh reality, and i commend you for your resistance to your surroundings.
OH,and do not confuse cher horwitz from clueless to be a valley girl, because she hates the valley because she is from beverly hills.

1. Oh god, look at that hideous girl over there, she has sparkly jeans...she must be from the valley

2. Ew, i hate the valley, its such a desolate wasteland.

3. Hip westside girl: (set in nebraska suburia) Ew, look at the houses, and the people...i feel like im in the valley! get me out of here!!!

the valley by cute LA chick January 9, 2005

The Valley 

They call themselves THE valley, but there are many valleys in the world not just the porn capital of the world San Fernando Valley.

Me: Why can't Skagit Valley in Washington State be called THE valley?

Porn star from San Fernando Valley: Cause you don't gots da pr0ns der.

Me: That's true =(

The Valley by Native Washingtonian April 27, 2008

the valley 

Slang for cleavage.

Tina hugged me from the side and my arm went...

...IN THE VALLEY!

the valley by J. Kyle of Xanga October 19, 2008