Textplain

To explain via text message.

Jon, "tell me what happened last night!"

Taylor, "it's too long to textplain"

Jon, "I demand a textplanation!"

by JClifM June 13, 2013

textplain

to explain in a text message

Frank (text): what were they doin when u walkd in?

Lloyd (text): I can't textplain it..u just have to see it

by buttnakedwunda April 11, 2010

Textplain

to explain something through a text

I can't be arsed to textplain it to you.

by MaverickMartin September 10, 2012

Textplain

To try and explain something in a text message that requires substantial detail and often takes 5-10 text messages back and forth for clarification. In other words; textplaining is a waste of time.

The fool: "Hey what's up? What did you do this weekend, and what do you think about life as a concept in general?"
The victim: "Come'on now. To textplain this would be insane! Ante up and call"

by anelephantstrunk January 22, 2014

Textplain

Trying to explain something in a text message but the other person isn't catching on.

Listen- I'm trying to textplain to you what I mean.

by Tex Austyn November 27, 2018