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Taliban

a political movement started back in 1994 in an attempt to stabilize the former Islamic Republic of Afghanistan which was in the middle of severe tribal conflict between the Government and factions of the Mujihadin following the withdrawal of Soviet forces in 1989.

The taliban came to power in 1996 after fighting a massive civil war which forced President Rabbini from power, Its leader was a shadowly figure named Mullah Omar. Once in power Mullah Omar implemented an extremely harsh and absolutely severe - even by fundamentalist islamic standards - form of Shariah Law. Televisions, movie theatres, sports, alcohol, music (except islamic prayer music) and Kite flying where all banned but it was the severe oppression of women and there policy on severely limiting there rights which won them condemnation and criticism.

in March 2001 the Taliban blew up the 2000 year old Buddhist statues in Baymian province and recieved severe condemnation, However it was the 9/11 attacks on the WTC and the Pentagon which began the Talibans downfall, Because they where hiding Al Qaida fugitives including its supreme leader osama bin ladenin undisclosed locations of Afghanistan, The USA Sent troops to hunt down Osama and cripple the taliban regime, as a result rebel pro-us northern alliance forces removed the taliban late in 2001.

today the taliban are crippled but have not been wiped out and mullah omar and his bum chum osama bin laden remain at large.
by Brother Number One May 9, 2004
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A crazy mofo with a towel on his head screaming allah acbar
Holy fuck there's a wild Taliban ima poke it with a stick
by I don't know what this mean September 20, 2017
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Cool as fuck Arab thugs who only do legal things, they also drive Bentlys 24/7.
by not legally GTA_DEADLY September 7, 2023
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Al Qa'ida

Low life filth which resided in Afghanistan.
Terrorists which supported Osama Bin Laden
by Hunter November 19, 2003
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To overpower, domineer, take control, run the show, run the household.
I wanted to go play cards with the guys, but my wife talibaned me into staying home and mowing the lawn.
by ComputerNinja June 12, 2009
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The reason Bin Laden couldn't watch Al-Jazeera.
OSAMA: Hey Saddam, put Al-Jazeera on, I want to see my forces getting the shit blown out of them by the Americans.
SADDAM: Sorry Oz, we're not allowed coz there's a taliban.
by hello birdie June 22, 2006
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Group of very hairy hillbillies carrying guns.
Has the president sent anymore guns to the Taliban in Afghanistan?
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019
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