The T.M.I scale was implemented long ago to assure that each and every American could accurately measure their junk.
Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:
(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.
This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I
The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.
However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:
(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).
This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.
Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I
Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW
Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:
(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.
This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I
The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.
However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:
(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).
This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.
Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I
Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW
Randy has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length
Its angle is 32 degrees
Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter
His balls are 7cm from the base
Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg
Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3
Its angle is 32 degrees
Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter
His balls are 7cm from the base
Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg
Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3
by Miklosh July 29, 2011
Get the T.M.Imug. Adjusted Penis Size
by Bmanv13 June 12, 2011
Get the T.M.Imug. to much information
by definegirl August 30, 2015
Get the T.M.Imug. A system of mathmatical equations for finding the actual size (not just the length) of a man's penis, as refered to on South Park.
by Ryry March 17, 2012
Get the T.M.I. Scalemug. Coworker #1: "Did you hear about Adam?"
Coworker #2: "No, what happened?"
Coworker #1: "He got an STD from a girl he met on Myspace."
Coworker #2: "t.m.i. TMZ - I don't need or want to know that."
Coworker #2: "No, what happened?"
Coworker #1: "He got an STD from a girl he met on Myspace."
Coworker #2: "t.m.i. TMZ - I don't need or want to know that."
by NCdubmixer February 18, 2011
Get the t.m.i. TMZmug. Generation T.M.I (too much information) is a term used to refer to the people born after the year 2010. The exponential growth of technogolgy and the incessant need to over share all of your personal information online (twitter/facebook etc.) reaches us at speeds that overlaod this generation with "Too Much Information." This phrase is the new generation after X,Y and Z. Generation X, commonly abbreviated to Gen X, a term used to refer to the cohorts born after the baby boom. Generation Y, also known as The Millennial Generation, with birth dates from the mid 1970s to early 1990s and Generation Z with birthdays somewhere in the middle of the 1990s, such as August 1996 through the early 2000's. We then get to Generation T.M.I
"Do you want to come over to myspace tonight, so you can google my yahoo and I can twitter all over your facebook" as said by the Generation T.M.I kid
by skworthi August 22, 2009
Get the Generation T.M.Imug. A scale from 1 to 10 that rates the level of personal information you should give to a person.
Strangers are a 1 on the T.M.I. scale and a Significant Other would rate as a 9 or 10.
The longer you know a person the higher they rate on the T.M.I. scale.
Strangers are a 1 on the T.M.I. scale and a Significant Other would rate as a 9 or 10.
The longer you know a person the higher they rate on the T.M.I. scale.
Dude, you're only a 4 on the T.M.I. scale, you should not be telling me this. That is way too much information.
by Bionic Botanist December 3, 2009
Get the T.M.I. scalemug.