T.M.I.
Stands for Too Much Information. The cool kid's way of saying they are grossed out by something you said.
T.M.I. by Inotspeakproperenglishplzhelp November 16, 2017
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T.M.I
The T.M.I scale was implemented long ago to assure that each and every American could accurately measure their junk.
Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:
(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.
This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I
The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.
However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:
(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).
This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.
Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I
Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW
Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:
(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.
This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I
The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.
However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:
(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).
This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.
Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I
Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW
Randy has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length
Its angle is 32 degrees
Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter
His balls are 7cm from the base
Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg
Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3
Its angle is 32 degrees
Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter
His balls are 7cm from the base
Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg
Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3
T.M.I. Scale
A system of mathmatical equations for finding the actual size (not just the length) of a man's penis, as refered to on South Park.
T.M.I. Scale by Ryry March 17, 2012
t.m.i. TMZ
Coworker #1: "Did you hear about Adam?"
Coworker #2: "No, what happened?"
Coworker #1: "He got an STD from a girl he met on Myspace."
Coworker #2: "t.m.i. TMZ - I don't need or want to know that."
Coworker #2: "No, what happened?"
Coworker #1: "He got an STD from a girl he met on Myspace."
Coworker #2: "t.m.i. TMZ - I don't need or want to know that."
t.m.i. TMZ by NCdubmixer February 18, 2011
T.M.I. scale
A scale from 1 to 10 that rates the level of personal information you should give to a person.
Strangers are a 1 on the T.M.I. scale and a Significant Other would rate as a 9 or 10.
The longer you know a person the higher they rate on the T.M.I. scale.
Strangers are a 1 on the T.M.I. scale and a Significant Other would rate as a 9 or 10.
The longer you know a person the higher they rate on the T.M.I. scale.
Dude, you're only a 4 on the T.M.I. scale, you should not be telling me this. That is way too much information.
T.M.I. scale by Bionic Botanist December 3, 2009