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But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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The catch phrase used by every single villain in a Scooby Doo episode.
Some Scooby Doo cast member pulls off the mask of the monster and some random person that appeared in the episode's face is revealed. He then shouts, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"
by Exor January 15, 2004
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The catchphrase that the villians of the television show "Scooby Doo" would utter after being apprehended and unmasked.
"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
by Jinkies September 11, 2006
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Kiddan't

When someone is kidding, but at the same time not kidding
Example 1:

Lola: Your so mean Becky!
Becky: I kiddan’t you I will whoop you

Example 2:

Becky: I swear, you better not lie to me again, I kiddan't you!
by ItzJade1515 June 16, 2019
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White Kids Aren't Hyphy

The most hyphy song ever. By MC Lars, A.K.A The Whitest Rapper Alive. He wishes he was hyphy...like mee!
Black Boyy:Did you hear that one friggin awesome song by MC Lars?

White Boy:No...

Black Boy:That's because WHITE KIDS AREN'T HYPHY!
by Coolkidd!(: June 24, 2009
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