swordfish

To recieve oral from someone while sat at a desk.
Coined as a reference to the movie Swordfish, where a hacker is given a blowjob while attempting to hack into a government computer, sat at a computer desk.

"I got my girlfriend to give me a Swordfish."
"Woah, you are my god!"
"That's right."

by Chris Done July 5, 2006

SwordFish

Whenever a boy gets a boner in a pool or beach area, it is referred to as a swordfish.

*Girl in bikini walks by

Man I feel a swordfish coming on!

by lochic February 19, 2011

swordfish

when some one jabs you in the stomach.

also known as a "tazer" to the stomach

1.jane: *jabs nick in the stomach* "sword fish!"
nick: "god dammit jane that hurt"

2. "that bitch just swordfished me"

by swordfisher January 15, 2012

Swordfished

When you're catfished by a transgender woman.

I thought it was a girl I met online, but I got swordfished.

Man I bought dinner and took her back to my place. She had a dick bro. I got swordfished.

by B4IFURU18 July 6, 2018

Swordfish

Swordfish: Is a term used in high stakes gambling it means a million dollars$.

A saudi prince or some other rich fucker says put me down for a swordfish.

by dirty asshole March 15, 2009

Swordfished

When you’re talking to a girl online, but then she sends you a nude picture, and has a large cock; hence being swordfished.

I got swordfished last night, went over to this girl’s house off tinder and she ended up having a huge dick.

by AdamWest002 February 21, 2019

swordfished

The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish.

Friend: "How is that swordfish John?"
John: "Hot"
Friend: "Can I Sexually have sex with it after you?"
John: "Sure"
Friend: "Hot"
John: "Alrighty"
Friend: "Thanks John"
John: "No Problem Friend, I love to share my HOT SEXY MOIST SWORDFISH"
Friend: "What does swordfishes mean again?"
John: "The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish."
Friend: "Figured."

I love getting swordfished

by MoistMan123456HotFish May 2, 2018