Texas Bowl Swirler

Quite simply, a gigantic crap that swirls along the whole bowl afteer being flushed.

Eric ended up releasing a Texas Bowl Swirler after an out of control evening at the Golden Corral

by primerx1 October 21, 2009

Swirdle

The act of sitting on the toilet while farting and laughing attempting to drop a deuce, laughing more, causing louder farts and louder laughing.

Bitch, did you just swirdle in there? It smells like a French whorehouse.

by ClivePrinceJr September 15, 2014

Australian swirley

When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.

She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.

by AriOz10 July 11, 2016

red swirley

The act of destroying a production server by mistyping a command

Hey, can you look at this box for me? I think we might have a red swirley situation on our hands

by bchi October 20, 2007

swirlee

A swirlee is a mild form of vigilante justice in which the offender is marched by several enforcers to a toilet where his head is forced into the bowl and held there while one of the handlers repeatedly flushes the toilet, causing the waters to swirl about the victim's submerged head for 10 seconds or so. The goal is not harm but humiliation.

After Marco made a scene at the bar, Tiny and Luca marched him into the Men's Room and gave him a well deserved swirlee.

by Marcomentum September 5, 2016

swirled

the point of being beyond drunk and or high, usually occurs right before passing out. symptoms include loss of motor funtion, memory,speech and may include loss of bladder control

I was swirled last night and I forgot where i was then peed myself.

by Kerry Love Ph.D. July 15, 2005

Swibble

One day whilst really high on the marijuana cigarettes, a friend of mine threatened to punch me in the singer and the swibble. Upon investigation it was determined that a swibble is a shoulder. (See also: singer)

"I'll smack you in the singer then crack you in the swibble."

by The Last Shot Caller October 6, 2007