Swimming

A living hell. A great sport to do if you want to be yelled at for breathing. Gets very boring.

Let's go swimming at the pool!

by LittleGfromtheHood April 11, 2015

Swimming

Swimming is another word for a "buzz" mainly off of nicotine. When you're sitting in class and the teacher isn't paying attention so you let your friend hit your juul (or other vaping device) until they can't feel their legs.

Darren: Hey Logan can I hit the juul?

Logan: Wait until Mr smith sits down
*hits Juul*
Logan: how ya feeling?
Darren: I'm swimming dude

by Juulgod January 13, 2017

Swimming

A series of unfortunate events.

"Cancel my evening plans. I am going swimming and won't be capable to do anything afterwards."
"What a series of unfortunate events."

by INATS October 18, 2018

Swimming

1. Getting really drunk; hammered, plastered, smashed.

I went swimming with my friends last night.

by Carlos R. Gomez V. May 17, 2004

Swimming

An activity that is done as a survival technique, not a sport.

Jim: Lacrosse sucks!
Tommy: Swimming is not a sport!

by Tommymahman July 30, 2017

Swimming

swimming might actually be the worst activity known to mankind. swimming can take a normal human being and turn them into a shallow, self centered, arrogant, cocky freakshow. this normally occurs in males. while swimmers might be the most sexually active, its usally male on male when it comes to the type of guy it takes to put a size 24 speedo on. for the girls, rock on - however you have man shoulders and should never wear skirts in the winter to expose those wildebeast legs.

male non-swimmer: hey, that kid looks like he stuffed his 2 inch peen into that size 24 banana hammock and thinks he looks cool.

swimmer: wait ... that isnt cool? i was kinda thinking about running up and smacking that fine ass. swimming is the besssst.

by pumpkin98348 April 28, 2006

Swimming

The act of watching Adult Swim

Man, I gotta quit swimming before I loose all sense of logic.

by Randy Cuyler July 28, 2011